Following this with tinned sweet potatoes, he may dig out of his tins a whole roast fowl, half a roast fowl and sausage, galantine of game, camp pie, lunch tongue, ox tongues, spiced beef, Oxford sausages, smoked sausage, or chicken, ham and tongue sausage.
While it is a scientific fact that gay men occupy more than their fair share of the dance floor and monopolize certain pieces of gym equipment, extensive testing has yet to reveal that they lay claim to a significantly larger piece of the camp pie.