According to the insider, the 'G like MC' part was about Geri and Mel C liking a bit of the old
rumpy pumpy after taking ecstasy - although, of course, there is no evidence that either took drugs.
BRITAIN is suffering a libido crisis - we've got a bad case of
rumpy slumpy.
Luckily, Muggle-Wump the monkey, Humpy
Rumpy the hippo, Trunky the elephant and the Roly-Poly Bird are on hand to help foil his plans.
From this week Linda appears in the play
Rumpy Pumpy!
The show is hosted by Roberto Artiagoitia, better known as "El
Rumpy," and features guests who share personal anecdotes, often regarding amorous adventures or infidelities.
Victoria Cunningham wants me to go to the Bayberry Hollow tea-room in Tanfield Village, Stanley, to try their "toffee
rumpy bumpy cake," which sounds like a grand idea.
CLAIRE BRABIN: "Mum, when they do
rumpy why is somebody on top?" Said my five-year-old Luke.
Kevin and Molly have a close shave when they decide to use Kevin and Sally's marital bed for a bit of '
rumpy pumpy', giving Mol a near heart failure when Sal arrives home early.
They are fighting back with 90 minutes of advance grumping and there are handy hints on getting through the hard times the grumpy way including grumping through the ages, celebrity culling, why women can't help being mad and the Safe Grumpy
Rumpy Pumpy.
Instead, there was
rumpy mixed with plenty of pumpy.
Rumpy Pompey: Sean Davis celebrates with David Nugent after nabbing goal No.6 for Portsmouth
With: El
Rumpy (Roberto Artiagoitia), Daniel Munoz, Lorene Prieto, Ximenas Rivas, Patricia Rivadeneira, Pablo Montoya, Tamara Acosta.