mop down

Oh my God, in Acorn Antiques The Musical there were some nights on stage when we were all genuinely nearly wetting ourselves and I used to stop in the middle of my big song and say, 'Can you just mop down the third row?' Every night I just couldn't wait to say the line, 'In the war we had to paint condoms on with gravy browning there was a rubber shortage.' The other line I loved was when a character says, 'I'm just going to log on,' and I said, 'Let me just check there's a clean towel.' Just hilarious.